If only it was that easy!

Who needs wives when we have prostitutes!!!

Hahahahaha!!! I just return from JB from my friends wedding.

Went I reach home my wife showed me this article on NST and the Star!

Basically it is about lady called Dr. Rohaya Mohammad, who has served with the Health Ministry for 15 years and written speeches for former ministers Dr Chua Soi Lek and Chua Jui Meng. She is the vice-president of a new club called 'Obedient Wife Club'!

According to her, "a wife must obey and serve her husband like "a first-class prostitute" to keep him from straying and to prevent greater social ills." Hahahahahahaha!!!

"You must satisfy your husband. A good wife should be a whore in bed," said 46-year-old doctor, whose husband has three other wives.

She further added that, “If the wives need our help we can train them on sexually satisfying positions."

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! I have not laugh so hard for such a long time!!!

If only it was soooooooooooooooooo easy, all the prostitute would either be out of a job or better still HAPPILY MARRIED!!!!

This Dr Rohaya said that for a man to be faithful to his wife, she must “be good in bed”!!

As a married man myself I would like to know how would I know if my wife is good in bed if I never had anything to compare with?

How would I know if she is better than a world class prostitute ah!??!

And if she is not good, does that give the husband a free pass to be unfaithful?!?!

Shocking mentality coming from a person who serve 15 years in the Health Ministry!

Maybe Chua Soi Lek should have send his wife to be train by this Dr instead of getting her to just write his speeches!!!!

Hahahahaha!!

1st Mile Stone in hopefully a very long and wonderful marriage!

Exactly 1 year ago, Joanne and I committed ourselves to each other in front of all our family and friends!

We would like to give thanks and praise to God for all His protection, blessing and provision upon our lives. This past year has been really wonderful. Though we needed to adjust our own personel habits, interests, and lives, the trade off has really been worth it!

It's not that we do not fight or argue or etc, but by putting God in the middle of our relationship, we have managed to overcome the obstacle in front of us...so far.

And it is our hope that we will continue to enjoy many wonderful years to come...by God's grace and mercy!
This was the present Joanne and I got for each other. Being practical people that we are, we decided to buy 1 gift that both of us would use and enjoy!
And I must say that taking beautiful pictures like this is certainly worth it!
We decided to treat ourselves to a nice but extremely expensive Japanese Buffet at the Grand Dorsett! (cost RM85++ per pax)
Joanne really enjoyed herself!
I must admit that the food there was nice!
And I did enjoy myself pigging out for the first time in a very long while!
My fav dish has to be the Butter Garlic Crabs!
The teriyakki chicken is also very nice
The Cod Fish was good too.
And the sashimi was fresh!
I had Paul the octopus!!
Too bad Joanne didn't like it too much!
We definitely try our best to eat our money's worth


Oh and the fried dumplings were nice too!
The dessert was not great though!

Too bad they didn't have Unagi cause they say that lunch is cheaper than dinner so things like Unagi is only for Dinner. (I think Dinner is something like RM98++ per pax)

Anyway I am glad to spend the rest of my life with this beautiful lady!

Thank God for giving her to me!

Also I would like to remember and thank all my family and friends for their help and support during our Wedding last year!

Thanks to our parents, our sisters and bro and their families, our close relatives, Rev Ling Kee Vun, Jeff Mun, Soo Teng, Yvonne, Richard Tong, Tairven, Benjamin, Zong Yen, Rasween, Reyhan, Michael, U.Allan, David, Timothy and gang, Victor Lee, Steven, Evelyn, Parisa, Mary, Ket Weng, Ivy, Esther, Wilson, Albert, Pei Pei, Shuen Ling, Hui Ming, Alvin, Quinton, Ravi, Matthew and all those who came and help or attended our Special day!

Our special day would not be as special without all of you!!

Thanks!

The Honeymoon!

I have been meaning to blog about this for sometime now but had no time. Thank God for Raya holidays!
Originally we plan to go to Pangkor for the honeymoon. Other ideas include Bukit Tinggi and Redang.

But we are very happy with where we ended up!

Praise God for His guidance and for sending the right people (Ah Ling)to help us when we needed it!

Thus right after the wedding we went to Cameron Highlands for our honeymoon!

Book a hotel room at Strawberry Park.
Got the Ramadan offer at RM160 per night.

We choose this place because we like nature, it is not far too far away and it is peaceful and has plenty of fresh air!

Also it was a very cost effective honeymoon! I think we spend about RM500 for the whole thing!

The hotel room is very nice and comfortable!!But we can't spend the whole day in the hotel room, so we did go visit the usual places like the Tea plantation....

A cool strawberry farm that makes all these wonderful dessert!And my secret cafe! I always visit this nice little cosy cafe when I am in Cameron Highlands!

They are not very good at advertising so if you don't look really hard for it, you will probably not find this place.

I use to come here alone (i mean as a single guy). But I am so glad to be able to share this with my wife!

They serve very nice scones, strawberry cheese cake and apple pie!

I like their warm strawberry tea too!

But what really got Joanne was the chicken pie! Joanne said it was the best chicken pie she has ever had!

She is not exactly a crazy for food person but she finish her meal, she "pa pao"/bungkus another 8 MORE TO GO!!!!

Wah Lau! Never seen her so crazy for chicken pie before! Actually she brought it back for our parents to enjoy.

Come to think about it...I never got to eat the bunkus chicken pie back in KL!

Anyway we are glad we choose Cameron Highlands for our very nice, cosy and inexpensive honeymoon!

The other part of the honeymoon story is censored! But the picture below will give some clues lah!

Hahahahahaha!!!!

Wedding Pictures!

The wedding is over!

And so is the honeymoon! Boo Hoo Hoo!

But Joanne and I are so grateful to God for so many well wishes, help and support from all our friends and relatives!!

There are so many people to thank and we really dunno where to start!

I guess we really do need to start by thanking all our wonderful photographers for all their help and hardwork!

Without it my wife and I would not have such nice photos!

Do check out the links for the various photographers

Tairven!

Tairven's Dinner Pic!

Benjamin!

LuHsun!

My family

Extended Family

Church Family!

(Special thanks to Yvonne, Tim and our CG members!)

Nilai University College Family!

Methodist College KL Family

Rumah Methodist Nilai Family



Ampang Gospel Centre Family!

(Special thanks to Uncle Allan and Aunty Veron for being so supportive and for all your guidance and help all these years!)

Penang Friends!

(Special thanks to Tairven, Benjamin, Shuen Ling and Chee Hoong! I will always be grateful for your special help during the wedding!)

There are a lot more people to thank! But I don't have time for now!

I promise Joanne and I will get to it as soon as possible!

All Praise and Honor and Glory be unto our Lord Jesus Christ!

Map Of the Church We Are Getting Married In!

Please click on it for a bigger version.

If anybody who is still unsure of the area, please feel free to e-mail or call me or Joanne!

The week before the wedding!

Last Sat we had our rehearsal!

My niece and nephew were great!
I hope they can do just as well on the real day!

TOo bad the Pastor didn't let me practice the kissing part!

Then later in the week we went to do the legal registration.

Most duh! pic I have ever taken! Selamat Datang?!?

I like Joanne in this pic!

The registrar briefing us!

I sign!

She sign!

Her father sign!

My bestman sign!

You are now legally declared husband and wife!

Prayer of blessing!

Our first meal together as husband and wife was at....!



Can wait for this sat!!